Buy my ebook, I have spent years developing this amazing secret information – it will: Make you millions / get you millions of visitors.What it really means…Pay me your money…and have this rebranded PLR product which I got master resale rights for when I wasted my own money on another crappy product. It won’t make you any money or get you more visitors. The information in it are readily available in plenty of blogs all over the net.
More info about PLR and Master Resale Rights.
Just fill in your email and name and I will give you a link to download my amazing free ebook or free software.What it really means…By signing up to receive my free ebook or software you are subscribing to my Aweber list. I will now try and make money from you by sending you emails with affiliate links and offers in them.
Try this amazing new affiliate network they have all sorts of amazing affiliate offers ideal for your blog.What it really means…Sign up to this Affiliate network using my affiliate link to make me some money. The affiliate network will be full of products and sites which have nothing to do with blogging, and they will never convert. The only money being made is the money you make me when you sign up.
Read this review about this amazing new “service / ad network / link service / product.”What it really means…I am being paid to review this new “service / ad network / link service / product.” I don’t use it or have anything to do with it. But I am making money by reviewing it, you my readers will visit the site, and the link I give is worth money for SEO purposes.
Please visit the links in my blogroll – they are all close friends of mine.What it really means…My blogroll consists of other high authority blogs, we link to each other to share readers and links for SEO purposes. I have don’t know these people but they have high authority sites with lots of readers.
Be my friend on “insert social network, Digg, Stumbleupon etc”. I am sure we have lots in common.What it really means…I want lots of friends on social networks as it makes me look like an authority and if you are “my friend” you are more likely to vote for my stuff.
Read this article it will tell you how to make money online.What it really means…I am just writing about making money online to target my keyword phrase…”make money online”. I am not telling you anything new, but I need this keyword to show up in my content regularly to improve my keyword density, and help with SEO.
I am an honest marketer, I label my affiliate links. Please use my links if you want to buy any of the products I have reviewed, it helps feed my family.What it really means…I have just stuffed your browser cookies…don’t worry I get paid if you buy anything sucker! Oh and I don’t have a family it just sounds better.
My online earnings for this month are $XXX – $XX,XXX.What it really means…My lame ass MMO blog has smart priced Adsense ads, and a few lame affiliate links which never convert. I really don’t make much money online.
My advice to you is that you should keep posting every day, and reading all my articles and then one day you will make money online like I do.What it really means…You will never make money online if you only ever listen to my advice and read my blog…but please keep reading my blog, I want to try and sell you some more crap.
Hope you enjoyed. And I hope no one takes me too seriously
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